Long ago, time existed. Shortly after (A couple thousand years) Jesus invented the iPhone 4S. That was a bright day for humanity. But he threw it away is he could focus on more important things, like dying. A couple more (thousand) years later, a man named Steve Jobs rediscovered it, brushed the dirt off of it, and beheld greatness...

...none of this really happened except for Jesus dying so we could have our muddy record cleared. But Steve Jobs DID invent the best gadget around. Some would more gladly give him praise than follow Jesus. And while I do love what he's done. Jesus is forever.

My pride told me to take this photo. (Taken with Instagram at Hollywood 3 Cinema)

My pride told me to take this photo. (Taken with Instagram at Hollywood 3 Cinema)

Some of the best of my favorite drink. (Taken with Instagram at Waves Coffee House)

Some of the best of my favorite drink. (Taken with Instagram at Waves Coffee House)

That’s how I like to roll. Zero battery and still alive. (Taken with instagram)

That’s how I like to roll. Zero battery and still alive. (Taken with instagram)

Hangs (am I saying that right?) in the office. Who’s that leg belong too?!! #starbucks  (Taken with Instagram at Hollywood 3 Cinema)

Hangs (am I saying that right?) in the office. Who’s that leg belong too?!! #starbucks (Taken with Instagram at Hollywood 3 Cinema)

Soosh and Starbucks. A pleasant meal  (Taken with Instagram at Hollywood 3 Cinema)

Soosh and Starbucks. A pleasant meal (Taken with Instagram at Hollywood 3 Cinema)

Work is always looking nice these days. (Taken with Instagram at Hollywood 3 Cinema)

Work is always looking nice these days. (Taken with Instagram at Hollywood 3 Cinema)

Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

Sigh, the sky. (Taken with instagram)

Sigh, the sky. (Taken with instagram)

My little kitty. (Taken with instagram)

My little kitty. (Taken with instagram)

Look who came to visit me on my toilet escapade! (Taken with instagram)

Look who came to visit me on my toilet escapade! (Taken with instagram)