Long ago, time existed. Shortly after (A couple thousand years) Jesus invented the iPhone 4S. That was a bright day for humanity. But he threw it away is he could focus on more important things, like dying. A couple more (thousand) years later, a man named Steve Jobs rediscovered it, brushed the dirt off of it, and beheld greatness...
...none of this really happened except for Jesus dying so we could have our muddy record cleared. But Steve Jobs DID invent the best gadget around. Some would more gladly give him praise than follow Jesus. And while I do love what he's done. Jesus is forever.